While many believe that, behind the scenes, The Inept Owl is run by perverted gnomes high on PCP, it is untrue. There is only one perverted gnome, and he's only high on life and computer duster spray: Webmaster P.
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While many believe that, behind the scenes, The Inept Owl is run by perverted gnomes high on PCP, it is untrue. There is only one perverted gnome, and he's only high on life and computer duster spray: Webmaster P.
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Meg Anne is a Yankee-turned-Southern Belle. Born in the great state of New Jersey, her parents had enough sense to spirit her out of the Garden State before Jersey Shore gave it a bad rep. She now hails from the North of the two Carolinas, where the tea is sweet and...
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Steve Elle is an incredibly talented yarn-spinner. He knows how to build a story and wring out its punch line and significance so well that you'd think he was raised by an ancient tribe of devoted oral historians. And, well, you would have had the ancient tribe part right, anyway. He...
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Unlike the vast majority of The Inept Owl’s writers, J-Sin was not created by the partnership of two human beings. Instead, he sprung forth from a savanna in central Kenya in the late 1970s, free from the burden of parentage, and a child of nature. But he is no hippie.
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Moon Beam Crenshaw has been studying the stars and their affect on our daily lives for 38 years. He gained his degree in astrology at Woodstock during a mud orgy, and has been telling people what to do since. As our horoscope columnist, he will be giving you tips about how to live your...
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Rob was born in Essex, not too far from London in the UK, in the mid 1960's.
He made an early impression on his school teachers, managing to get himself excluded from class in his very first academic year (aged four & a half), for apparently knowing more than the Teachers, &...
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We would like to welcome Kipp Wieland to our little satirical Manson family. Kipp will be honoring us with a bit of social commentary spanning from artistic integrity to comparisons between the cereals Pops™ and Smacks™(at least, I think that's what he'll be doing.)
So, as a biography,...
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When the child was finally born, the romantic idea of growing up in the city came to an end. Patrick was brought to the outskirts of suburbia on Long Island, and later into the heart of it in a Levit home. It was here that Patrick learned of building...
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Editor’s note: Music reviewer Darby Shaw did not submit the bio we requested from him some time ago; apparently he wasn’t kidding about the tardiness issue. Instead, we will post his application e-mail. It really says all we need to know about him.
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