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While We Were Bored: Tom Brady After Super Bowl XLVI

February 7, 2012
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It comes as no surprise that one of the more stoic players on one of the most stoic professional football teams lead by the most stoic coach in the history of the game would be diplomatic in his approach to explaining a loss in the Super Bowl. Tom Brady, starting quarterback of the New...
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NFL Powder Puff Picks: Super Bowl XLVI

February 5, 2012
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Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. It's all but decided who our winners will be this year as our British bookie seems to be running away with the prize between the...
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Rick’s Cabaret NYC Girls Predict Giants to Win Super Bowl

January 31, 2012
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New York, NY: The gorgeous dancers at Rick's Cabaret New York, the famous gentlemen's club in midtown Manhattan, are predicting the Giants will win the Super Bowl next Sunday. With in depth research of the health of players, poignant match-ups of strengths and weaknesses on offense and defense and how those characteristics play against...
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Patriots Coach Belichick to Install New Gate at Home

January 29, 2012
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Weston, MA: In celebration of the New England Patriots making it to their 5th Super Bowl in 10 years, coach Bill Belichick recently instigated plans for building a 4th gate on the property of his Massachusetts home this past week.
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NFL Powder Puff PIcks 2012: Pro Bowl

January 29, 2012
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Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Each week we will pick game winners based on Vegas over/under lines, and add some sharp commentary to the games. While many of the winners in our contest seem to be in order down this last stretch, the most important game cannot be overlooked, for...
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Joe Paterno Fails to Replace Abe Vigoda Joke

January 23, 2012
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University Park, PA: After only a few hours and minimal faulty news reports, reality was finally confirmed: Abe Vigoda is still alive. Unfortunately for legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, Joe Paterno is not. The rumor of Joe Paterno's passing came late Saturday night, however family members, including Paterno himself, denied the allegations...
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NFL Powder Puff Picks 2012: Conference Championships

January 21, 2012
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Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! Things are coming down to the wire for all players, and much like our leaders, these games are really about seeing if the defense will hold up against late game heroics by Eli Manning and Tom Brady, respectively.
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New Jersey Lobbies for Giants Super Bowl Parade to be Held on Turnpike

January 20, 2012
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East Rutherford, NJ: A decades-long debate was reopened once again on Wednesday as New Jersey governor Chris Christie opened his big mouth without any intention of putting food in it. Instead, Gov. Christie let loose his beliefs that, if the New York Giants win this year's Super Bowl, the parade should be held in...
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Belichick and Patriots Hire McDaniels, Cowher and More as Assistants

January 14, 2012
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Foxborough, MA: Looking for their first win in the NFL playoffs since 2007, Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots left nothing to chance by hiring their former offensive coordinator, Josh McDaniels, as an assistant to offensive coordinator Bill O'Brian. While there are roster lock rules that prevent players from jumping from a losing...
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NFL Powder Puff Picks 2011: Divisional Playoffs

January 13, 2012
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Welcome back, football fans, to our quasi-professional football picks! The Divisional round of the playoffs begins, which can sound a bit like "Regionals" for glee club. Luckily, it's football, so it doesn't really matter!
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