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The 2012 Republican Debate in Florida: An Oblivious Pictorial Review

January 27, 2012
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gingrich_romney2012

The second Republican debate in Florida was held yesterday, pitting the political powerhouses Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and some guy named Rick against each other in a battle of issues, relevancy, and for America. Those who viewed the podium bout were filled with questions, and hopefully were given answers, however I had...
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New Jersey Lobbies for Giants Super Bowl Parade to be Held on Turnpike

January 20, 2012
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nj_parade

East Rutherford, NJ: A decades-long debate was reopened once again on Wednesday as New Jersey governor Chris Christie opened his big mouth without any intention of putting food in it. Instead, Gov. Christie let loose his beliefs that, if the New York Giants win this year's Super Bowl, the parade should be held in...
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Mitt Romney Admits to Not Tying Dog to Roof for 2012 Campaign

January 10, 2012
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mitt_romney2012

Bedford, NH: Presidential campaign trails are full of the philosophies, hopes, and successes of those that are running. These sparks are what ignite the fuel within voters to inspire them to passionately vouch for, defend, and eventually vote for a candidate. Those same presidential trails are also full of mud,lack of judgement, and actions...
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Santorum Salad Invokes Proof of Unintelligent Design

January 5, 2012
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santorum

Boone, IA: For years, the term "Santorum" had two meanings in the world, or at least the internet. One meaning had to do with the former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum. The other meaning had to do with the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, thanks...
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Victory Over Sock Puppet Bolsters Rick Santorum in 2012 Election

December 30, 2011
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rick_santorum

Muscatine, IA: As the Iowa caucuses come to a close, Santorum finds himself climbing the polls. While some political pundits see this as the result of political missteps by other candidates, it is actually Santorum's debate capabilities that have helped him on his quest to campaign legitimacy. Not debate prowess versus Michele Bachmann, nor...
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Rick Perry Bus Mix-Up Starts Off Tour

December 14, 2011
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perry_bus2011

Council Bluffs, IA: Texas Governor Rick Perry gave his presidential campaign a jump-start today with the beginning of a 42-city tour in Iowa in order to strengthen his bid during the Iowa caucuses. Unfortunately, the tour stalled for a moment, when on of Perry's slick media transportation bus allegedly ran into electrical problems, forcing...
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Herman Cain Outed as Wrong Type of NRA Member

November 8, 2011
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herman_cain

The fact remains that Herman Cain was a decision-making member of the NRA. Unfortunately, it is the wrong NRA to be a part of when campaigning under the umbrella of the Republican Party and its conservative views. Vocal conservative pundits have continued to gloss over how they use the term "NRA" when discussing Herman...
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Papa John to Enter Presidential Race

October 25, 2011
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papajohn_president

Louisville, KY: Bolstered by the success of former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain in early Republican polling, the founder of Papa John's Pizza has decided to throw his hat into the presidential ring. "Papa John" Schnatter, the 50 year old pizza mogul, announced his decision from his company's headquarters this morning. "It's time that...
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People Reluctant to Support Fat Mess for Presidential Candidacy

October 4, 2011
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chris_christie

Trenton, NJ: As the presidential hopefuls are beginning to take form in the Republican Party, one potential candidate has already become the elephant in the room. While it would seem that his supporters are promising that he is doing more than merely throwing his weight around, his candidacy bid has yet to be confirmed....
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Jersey Shore Cast Joins Occupy Wall Street Dance Party

September 29, 2011
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wallstreet_shore

New York, NY: Day 11 of Occupy Wall Street has passed, and the crowd in Zucotti Park in downtown Manhattan has continued to grow. This mostly peaceful demonstration for the awareness of political corruption in finances has continued on longer than the Burning Man event in Nevada that many of protestors had coincidentally just...
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