Insanity. Betrayal. Blood. Sex. Puppets. For the better part of 12 years, Peter Jackson's Meet the Feebles was the answer when asked what film incorporated all of these elements in a way that toed the line between respectable and ridiculous, and worked to entertain an audience. Now the mantle is passed to Dustin Mills...
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Tags: dustin mills, film, meet the feebles, movies, puppet monster massacre, puppet sex, puppet violence, review
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The Hellraiser movie series used to be one of my favorite franchises. The story-lines, the shadowy cinematography, the costume designs, and the bloody special effects were some of the elements that engaged me perfectly. The entertaining atmosphere of the films was a combination of fear, horror, and erotica, and it kept on working for...
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Tags: clive barker, doug bradley, hellraiser, pinhead, revelations
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Little Women the Musical is slated to be experienced during the next two weeks in the greater New York Metropolitan area at The Secret Theatre, I, for one, am excited, with no resemblance to the online predator meme of pedo-bear. Promise.
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Tags: broadway, little women, musicals, secret theatre
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I have a soft, bloody spot in my heart for zombies. From the days of Lucio Fulci to when Romero was at his best to AMC's The Walking Dead, zombie stories continue to excite me. Maybe I'm a sucker for the end of the world, or critical of the zombification of the world as...
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Tags: dead island, game review, playstation 3, walkthrough, xbox 360, zombie apocalypse
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I have a soft, bloody spot in my heart for zombies. From the days of Lucio Fulci to when Romero was at his best to AMC's The Walking Dead, zombie stories continue to excite me. Maybe I'm a sucker for the end of the world, or critical of the zombification of the world as...
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Tags: dead island, lucio fulci, playstation 3, romero, rpg, xbox 360, zombies
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Reviewing music can be a tedious job. To create one, you have to take into account your interpretation of what the artist hoped to accomplish and meld it with how well you believe he or she accomplished this end, while also discussing how you feel about said hopeful interpretation accomplishment and what it means...
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Tags: nick shattell, no cuts, not an airplane, record players, vinyl EP on CD
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In the world of the entertainment industry, the artisans that usually gain the most attention are the ones that are always in your face: actors and actresses, directors, lead vocalists... Behind the show, however, are the artisans that make sure the attention-getters look and sound good: soundboard mixers, cinematographers, set designers, costume designers, and...
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Tags: 2-2, art creature, boardwalk empire, fx, gore, jeremy selenfriend, make-up, special effects
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When I heard about PSYCH:9, the first thing I thought of was one of my all-time favorite psychological thrillers, Brad Anderson's Session 9, and how I was pining away for him to direct the remake of The Crazies a few years ago. The plot-line of a woman filing hospital records in the middle of...
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Tags: cary elwes, horror, psych 9, psychological thriller
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When dealing with Halloween, you're also pitting yourself against one of the fab 4 of last century's late movie monsters: Michael Meyers. How can the holiday of Halloween ever be touched again? Frank Sabatella, director of Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet, took on this challenge, and is in the process of finalizing...
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Tags: frank sabatella, halloween, horror holiday, jack frost, killer jack-o-lantern, night of the pumpkin
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This is what happens when you give every kid in the soccer league a trophy. This is what happens when you hold up movie and television stars as idols. They start making shitty music. I want to blame Gwyneth Paltrow for this trend, but its dark roots go much deeper. Remember Don Johnson? Remember...
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Tags: celebrity singing, house md, hugh laurie
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