For the past month we have been inundated with more sh*t people say than we know what to do with; New Yorkers; chicks; hipsters; gay people; people watching clips of sh*t people say; cats. Now, we give the gag the classy send-off it deserves in the most epically ridiculous way. You're welcome.
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Moonbeam Censhaw returns to explain what the stars say about our futures. Hilarity ensues?
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Moonbeam Crenshaw returns as our illiterate reader of the stars!
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Mr. Owl,
I'm down to the wire on thinking of a gift for my girlfriend. We've been seeing each other for 4 months, so it's tricky to think of a gift that suits the time. Please help!
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Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to tell your future, as far as he knows.
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He's been jeered about his gigantic helmet, being compared to Dark Helmet from Spaceballs and Kazoo from The Flintstones. He's been ridiculed about his on-the-field demeanor in the viral "Aw Shucks" nickname. He's been labelled borderline retarded due to his faces, running ability, and decision-making. But that wasn't enough for me. So I introduce...
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Moonbeam Crenshaw returns to misread the stars to prepare you for the week!
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Moonbeam Crenshaw returns for some Halloween-based Horoscopes. Try to guess the movies to prove you know horror!
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Moonbeam Crenshaw warns us about our future by telling us we are all doomed.
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Moonbeam Crenshaw reads the starts. He's also illiterate.
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