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While We Were Bored: Kid Rock’s “Made In Detroit” Line Not Made In Detroit

February 7, 2012
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scumbag_kidrock

Kid Rock, former musical...well, pop-culture...hrm. Kid Rock, that white guy who used to yell "Bawitaba" incessantly while dirt-bikes did jumps over his head, once saved a hometown clothing line, "Made In Detroit", from bankruptcy. Irony, however, has a crude sense of humor
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Death Cab for Cutie to Launch Farewell Zooey Tour

January 26, 2012
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bengibbard

Los Angeles, CA: After two month's of separation and a month of divorce proceedings, "Death Cab for Cutie" frontman Ben Gibbard is planning to say goodbye to Zooey Deschanel the only way he knows how: playing and singing depressing songs, starting in April.
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What Is Dirty Dancing Anymore?

January 25, 2012
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starwars_grind

I am not a big fan of Dirty Dancing. Sure, Jennifer Grey was one of my "just turned adolescent" fantasies thanks to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I don't know if it was her "just rolled out of bed" perm, those eternally angry facial expressions that just scream sexiness, or that slick peach trench-coat of...
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Dick Clark Sucks 20 Years out of Ryan Seacrest for NYE 2012

January 2, 2012
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seacrest_clark

New York, NY: For 40 years, Dick Clark has been a staple of the New Year's Eve celebration as his New Year's Rockin Eve show played in a majority of East Coast homes in the United States as both a party backdrop and as a timer for the new year. Clark's legacy seemed unending,...
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Rick’s Cabaret Girls Pick Their Highlights of 2011

December 29, 2011
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Porn Star Brittany Andrews at Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, NY: We asked some of the girls at the famous Rick's Cabaret New York gentlemen's club to look back at the year 2011, in the hopes that The Inept Owl's visit would eclipse the excitement of the other activities throughout the year.
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American Horror Story Takes Page From Melrose Place

December 22, 2011
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melrose_horrorstory

Hollywood, CA: Heralded as one of the best dramatic horror series since HBO's Carnivale by absolutely no-one and ABC's Dark Shadows by co-creator Ryan Murphy, American Horror Story seemed poised to help create a solid foundation for the television genre with help from AMC's The Walking Dead. The combination of ghost story, adultery, and...
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Public Tires of Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts

December 10, 2011
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lohan_playboy

Los Angeles, CA: When it comes to Lindsay Lohan being naked, few things can surprise the masses. This is, in part, due to the many paparazzi photos that seem to catch female celebrities in just that right moment, whether it be by use of a camera's burst mode as she leaves a car, or...
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Patrice O’Neal’s Fear of Planes Unfounded

November 29, 2011
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patrice_oneal

Los Angeles, CA: Controversial stand-up comic Patrice O'Neal, well-known for his comedy on stage as well as on the radio, was recently forced to give up on another one of his cleaner jokes when he passed away this morning due to complications of a stroke that he suffered last month.
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Ashton Kutcher Inspires Divorce to Boost Two and a Half Men Character

November 23, 2011
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ashton_kutcher

Los Angeles, CA: Many actors and actresses engulf themselves in their characters in order to bring a certain base of believability that the audience can start from in film or television. Adrien Brody practiced the piano 4 hours a day and sold all of his possessions for The Pianist. Al Pacino pulled over truck...
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PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive Sparks Protest Over Clint Howard Snub

November 18, 2011
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people_sexy

New York, NY: With the release of PEOPLE Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive" cover, there seemed to be little conflict with the choice of Bradley Cooper. Handsome, successful, popular, the star of the "Hangover" movies seemed an easy choice for the general public. Unfortunately, not everyone agreed, as an overwhelming amount of Clint Howard fans...
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