Punxsutawney, PA: Once again, our furry meteorologists have poked their heads out into the world for the sole purpose of telling us when to expect winter to be over. This time, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, forecasting 6 more weeks of winter. Pennsylvanians on location cheered, and proceeded to set up lawn chairs and...
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University Park, PA: After only a few hours and minimal faulty news reports, reality was finally confirmed: Abe Vigoda is still alive. Unfortunately for legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, Joe Paterno is not. The rumor of Joe Paterno's passing came late Saturday night, however family members, including Paterno himself, denied the allegations...
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Tim Tebow, TT: Last Tebow tebowed a remarkable tebow for Tim Tebow, as Tim Tebow tebowed the Tim Tebows past the Tim Tebows to tebow on to the next Tebow. The tebow tebowed not only the Tim Tebows, but all tebows tebowing from tebow, in elation as well as anger.
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New York, NY: Rick's Cabaret New York customers and dancers did not pay attention to yesterday's earthquake. Maybe because the Rick's Cabaret Girls always have something jiggling and shaking at NYC's top gentlemen's club.
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London, England: As word came down this weekend that Amy Winehouse had finally succumbed to the unenviable miseries of stardom, adulation and millions of dollars by croaking in her home, fans of the famed soul crooner were found gathered outside her home shouting “NO, NO, NO!!!” Her manager, looking for some brightness amidst the...
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New York, NY: A group of Rick's Cabaret Girls paid tribute to Yankee superstar Derek Jeter getting his 3,000th hit by donning his Yankee top and then stripping out of it!
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Bel Aire, CA: After years of waiting while younger, more surprising celebrities passed on, the final chapter of death pools worldwide was closed yesterday. Dick Clark has defeated Elizabeth Taylor.
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The Administration has stated that it will no longer use Federal resources to engage in court battles defending what one Administration member called the archaic institution of marriage. This is thought to create the beginnings of a slippery slope that could result in marriage between two men, two woman, a liberal and a conservative,...
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New York, NY: In an effort to help bolster his astrology readings for the year 2011, our own Horrible Horoscopes writer Moonbeam Crenshaw left Iowa and visited Rick's Cabaret in New York to better view the stars and help predict the events of the new year. Unfortunately, Mr. Crenshaw never made it to the...
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New York, NY: The end of 2010 is upon us, but yearly critics say 2011 won't begin much better. The cause: horribly designed novelty glasses and a rhyme scheme that makes a song about twenty-eleven seem impossible.
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