Punxsutawney, PA: Once again, our furry meteorologists have poked their heads out into the world for the sole purpose of telling us when to expect winter to be over. This time, Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow, forecasting 6 more weeks of winter. Pennsylvanians on location cheered, and proceeded to set up lawn chairs and...
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Tags: groundhog day 2012, legend, punxsutawney phil, spring, staten island chuck, winter
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New York, NY: The gorgeous dancers at Rick's Cabaret New York, the famous gentlemen's club in midtown Manhattan, are predicting the Giants will win the Super Bowl next Sunday. With in depth research of the health of players, poignant match-ups of strengths and weaknesses on offense and defense and how those characteristics play against...
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Tags: new york giants, NFL, rick's cabaret, strippers, super bowl xlvi
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Weston, MA: In celebration of the New England Patriots making it to their 5th Super Bowl in 10 years, coach Bill Belichick recently instigated plans for building a 4th gate on the property of his Massachusetts home this past week.
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Tags: bill belichick, boardgate, coachgate, football, new england patriots, NFL, spycate, super bowl, tuck rule
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The second Republican debate in Florida was held yesterday, pitting the political powerhouses Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, and some guy named Rick against each other in a battle of issues, relevancy, and for America. Those who viewed the podium bout were filled with questions, and hopefully were given answers, however I had...
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Tags: conservatives, election 2012, florida, mitt romney, newt gingrich, republican debate, rick santorum, ron paul
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Los Angeles, CA: After two month's of separation and a month of divorce proceedings, "Death Cab for Cutie" frontman Ben Gibbard is planning to say goodbye to Zooey Deschanel the only way he knows how: playing and singing depressing songs, starting in April.
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Tags: 2012 tour, ben gibbard, death cab for cutie, divorce, emo, she & him, zooey deschanel
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I am not a big fan of Dirty Dancing. Sure, Jennifer Grey was one of my "just turned adolescent" fantasies thanks to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I don't know if it was her "just rolled out of bed" perm, those eternally angry facial expressions that just scream sexiness, or that slick peach trench-coat of...
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Tags: dirty dancing, glee, jennifer grey, patrick swayze
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University Park, PA: After only a few hours and minimal faulty news reports, reality was finally confirmed: Abe Vigoda is still alive. Unfortunately for legendary Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, Joe Paterno is not. The rumor of Joe Paterno's passing came late Saturday night, however family members, including Paterno himself, denied the allegations...
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Tags: abe vigoda, jerry sandusky, joe paterno, penn state, scandal
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East Rutherford, NJ: A decades-long debate was reopened once again on Wednesday as New Jersey governor Chris Christie opened his big mouth without any intention of putting food in it. Instead, Gov. Christie let loose his beliefs that, if the New York Giants win this year's Super Bowl, the parade should be held in...
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Tags: canyon of heroes, chris christie, eli manning, jinx, new jersey turnpike, NFL, ny giants, super bowl
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Foxborough, MA: Looking for their first win in the NFL playoffs since 2007, Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots left nothing to chance by hiring their former offensive coordinator, Josh McDaniels, as an assistant to offensive coordinator Bill O'Brian. While there are roster lock rules that prevent players from jumping from a losing...
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Tags: bill belichick, coachgate, football, josh mcdaniels, new england patriots, NFL, roster rules, rostergate, tim tebow
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Bedford, NH: Presidential campaign trails are full of the philosophies, hopes, and successes of those that are running. These sparks are what ignite the fuel within voters to inspire them to passionately vouch for, defend, and eventually vote for a candidate. Those same presidential trails are also full of mud,lack of judgement, and actions...
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Tags: aspca, dog on the roof, mitt romney, sarah mclachlan, seamus
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